Oh Shit Mr. President!!!

Have you ever wanted to shit on our President? Well now you sort of can....i guess.

Its called the Bushplug. Yep. Its a butt plug. Bushplug.com says: "This President will really fuck you up the butt. You’re already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere....Great gag gift for Log Cabin Republicans. Use as a dashboard ornament, mantelpiece or uncomfortable conversation piece. Get one now before we get killed! As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away."

So this little ass man will put you back $50 bucks, and you wont get it until late summer. So if you can't wait to shit on him order it A.S.A.P.

If Mr. President doesnt turn you on, check out Mission Insertable. Yes, they did it again. (Was that too corny?) Oh well.

Hey! Did you know that butt plugs were invented in Greece about 350 BC. And Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar were know to have worn them? I didn't. Pretty cool.

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